The 2012 man-ifesto

Gentlemen, this is something i came across and i would like to share with ya people. Be it true or false, read it and think of it yourself. As for you girl, who is currently reading this, it may applies to you as well. Something worth to acknowledge from my point of view. Cheers~ 2012. 

1. The man who strays eventually get caught, the woman who strays eventually falls in love.

2. It is better to come from a broken home than to live in one.

3. Our greatest illusion is that happiness will come if only we can get that woman, that job, that house, that car, that prize. But true happiness resides in the quest.

4. When you feel nostalgic for an old lover,always remember they do not look as hot as that anymore.

5. As you gets older, you become fussier about who you sleep with. But this is not necessarily the same as becoming a better person. 

6. It is alright to cry, but don't make it a habit of it. You do not have to reserve your tears for the BIG stuff. You do not have to wait for a parents to die or for your own diagnosis of terminal disease - it is perfectly acceptable to be deeply moved by a song, or a film or a news item. But remember that NO women wants to see a man cry. It always secretly sicken and shock them.

7. It is good to remember old lovers with affections. But don't get too sentimental or you will end up dragging the dead carcass of that relationship around the block one more time. Remember her with love in your heart and remember the bad times.

8. It is always healthy to remember the bad times. When you are in in a monogamous relationship, you will long for her promiscuous years. When you are living wild, you will get nostalgic for when there was someone waiting for you at home. But every life has it's limitations and it's drawbacks. So when you are free, remember how stifled you felt being in a relationship. And when you are settled, remember how unhappy promiscuity made you in the end. Always count your blessing of the here and now.

9. You know that you are truly in love when you are shocked to be waking up without her by your side.

10. Eye contact. Eye contact with everyone. Eve contact and a big smile. These small, good things will transform your world.

11. Men fear commitment because we think if we do not give our heart away, then we will stay free. But if he forever walks alone, a man does not become free. He become lost. This does not mean that you shouldn't shop around. Women rarely understand that you can't commit to all of them.

12. God wants everybody to be happy, even the ASSholes.

13. Worry not - you will get a second chance to get everything right. Even if it all goes wrong and - the relationship, the marriage, the career the life - you get a chance to try again. But you don't get a third chance. A lifetime is just not long enough for a third chance.


14. Today could be the day you meet the love of your life. She is out there. You just haven't met her yet. The chances are, you never will. But there are millions of fabulous women in the world who you could love. Even if there will never be her.

15. Always treat your parents as if they are close friend who are soon to move to a distant land from where it be impossible ever to return. Never take them for granted, no matter how busy life gets. You can't imagine your mother and father dying. And then they do.

16.You body will tell you when it is the time to see a doctor. Only a fool doesn't listen to his/her body.

17. If you knew how long you were going to live, you would take care care of yourself.

18. The rule about finding the perfect age for your partner is to divide your own age in half and then add seven. this seems to work. Especially if you are women. 

19. The only thing is ask of my government is to leave me the f*** alone.

20. Pain is just the weakness leaving the body.