Ladies and gentlemen out there. Well, i mean this column here today is specially dedicated to guys. If you are girl and you are reading this now, correct me if I'm wrong. I am going list down 10 things girls that will never ever tell you guys. I call this SUPER IMAGINATION.
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1 : THOUGHTS COUNT - Women on dates won't necessarily penalise thriftiness. But they will crucify a lack of imagination. If you are thinking of taking her to watch a movie and dinner on your first date... Good luck buddy.
2 : SHE'S GROOMING YOU - You many not know it, but you are being continually auditioned for sex. Don't get it? For example, for US weekly sex survey, nearly 60% of women admitted to changing their minds about going to bed with a guy after promising him that they would. The reason they gave for turning him down : It's about power and control - and which he didn't display any.
3 : THE NAME OF DEAD - She fantasises about murdering everyman who has called her "babe". Don't be one of them. <(>o<)>
4 : THREE'S THE MAGIC NUMBER - She will never tell you to do something more than three times. If you still haven't taken out the rubbish/tidy up your laundry/ stopped cracking your knuckles/averted your gaze from the hot waitress with low cut top, you are now on her ominously quiet s**t list and will be passive-aggressively tortured at an unspecified time, or for a period.
5 : WOMEN'S INTUITION - She knows which of your female colleagues you fancy, even if she has never met them. She can detect your change of tone when you talk about them. That's why she goes nuts when you work late. You deadlines; she sees a 50 Cent video.
6 : THE PRYING GAME - If the ask you who your favorite footballer is, she's not taking an interest in your love of sports. She wants to read your email and is trying to crack your password! Better listen up buddy.
7 : SHE PREFERS HER FAMILY - She wants to spend all the holidays and weekends with her family - not yours - and can't understands why you can't feel the same.
8 : BLOOMING HELL - She will pretend to like it when you send her flowers to apologize for a mistake. But, deep down, she regards this act by you as a pretty despicable man.
9 : USE A CALENDAR - There's a short but significant list of things that she says doesn't matter - but seriously does. Buying an engagement ring and wanting have children are usually up there, but going out for her birthday is ubiquitous. Miss it and you'll be sent to sex Guantanamo. Trust me!
10 : THE "F" WORD - The worst thing a woman can ever say is 'fine'. Forget it's English definition. In woman-ese, it means: "You're brainless fool! I'm not even going to try and explain what's wrong!" In Italian, fine translates into "THE END".
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