You are what you eat and that is to say, you are h***y

Ah yes, the Valentine day has passed, right around the corner it's the 3rd month of the year. Nevertheless, you will still be looking forward for the White Valentine day. There's a tradition for all the food writer all over the world to cast up content about aphrodisiac foods. Well, you know the deal. If you ain't know, please continue reading.

Foods like Oyster full with zinc,  

                                                                 

 Asparagus full with potassium

 

 Both are required for healthy personal parts. 

Therefore, consuming any of these instant love potions will send both into a raging innermost frenzy. In reality, however, presenting your partner with a plate of raw oyster is more often met with "Honey, I don't like oysters" than an uncontrollable Pavlovian lunge towards your groin.(if you are a men who is reading this)

The chemical powers of edible aphrodisiacs are often overblown. Yes! Oyster contains zinc, which is good for optimal physical performance, energy level and body composition, in return, are indeed fairly essential for baby making. However, if you and your partner guzzle down oysters before descending into a writhing mass of quivering arms and legs in bed, you're experiencing a placebo effect rather than any chemical effect from the food. Based on the biological level(listen to the expert), food takes around three hours to leave the stomach before it enters intestines where nutrients from the food are actually absorbed by the body. In total, it can take up to six hours before the body has absorbed most of the nutrients from the food you eat. Instead of a dinner, opt for a lunch - then meet up for late night rendezvous.

There is, however, one aspect of edible aphrodisiacs that I do believe in : the shape!

Aphrodisiacs food represents some of the most gloriously p***s and v****a-shaped things that human eat. From the fleshy folds of an oyster and the bulbous head of an asparagus spear, to the less-than-subtle shape of banana. The physical link between aphrodisiacs food and our genital is undeniable.(this makes a lot of sense)

So, this year of the month when you are preparing for White Valentine or some "sacred" Man & wife meal, don't think about chemistry. Think about shape and symbolism. Don't go too far and serve an all d**k-shaped or p****y-shaped meal(you idiot) whilst waggling your eyebrows up and down - use subtle visual cues. Food that you have to eat with your hands. Food that has velvety layers. Food that oozes~ 

Ahem, please excuse me(if you know what i mean); I have matters to attend to~~