Man up dude !

STOP BEING HENPECKED AND STAND UP TO YOUR WOMAN TODAY

Well, the thing you ladies love about men is the fact that they're men. You love that they are so different from you, yet manage to complement you in many ways. You love that they are more about action than talk. You love that they show you their manly side (no, not that) on daily basis, yet let you take care of them even though they don't need it. This is why you ladies can't understand those men who willingly subject themselves to humiliation, degradation and loss of ego by hooking up with domineering women.

Yes, I am talking about you, the henpecked husbands and boyfriends. You put the "man" in manipulation and allow your women to control you. Yea, sure, she might wear the pants in the relationship, but do you really need to let the whole world see that? (No offense ladies, I'm just saying) So why not make this the year you stop being doormat and stand up to her like a real guy? If you are not sure whether you are a henpecked man, here are some clues. Choices are there.

THE BAG MAN 

The biggest sign that a man is henpecked is if he carries her handbag (gosh, I've seen enough). Carrying her shopping or grocery bag is fine. But handbag?? Have you ever looked in the mirror while doing that? Obviously not, or you'd realised what a horror sight it is and stopped by now. Tell her you'd carry anything in the world for her. Just not her handbag (for the god lord, just stop it, please).

CLOTHES HANGER

We've seen them at every shopping centre every weekend, waiting by the fitting rooms with at least 10 items of clothing, a forlorn look on their faces, Actually assuming they have such look; they're usually staring at the ground, so it's often impossible to make out their expressions. These are men masquerade as clothes hangers while their wives and girlfriends take their time to try all the stuff in the shop (and then eventually go all the way back to buy the item they saw in the first store). Tell her you'll hang out at the coffee place while she shops, and help her with the bags later (how that sounds to you, manly enough?).

SOCIAL MEDIA

Some women have the tendency to tell the whole world - or at least their Facebook friends - how much they love their men. They'd wish these guys happy birthday or anniversary with lovery dovey message and so on. If you're commenting on her post, you know she has got you wrapped around her finger (I'm telling you this dude, it's sweet but...). Tell her you'd rather she only express her feelings to you personally, as it's really nobody's business. (Well, in a nice way, of course)

YES DEAR

If you find yourself saying "Yes dear" in response to almost everything she says to you, it's time to man up, dude (this is some serious sissy matter). Some disagreement and conflict in a relationship is normal (and even exciting). Tell her if she wants someone who agrees with everything she says, get a dog. Dog is a good company, they even shake their tails with agreement! WIN.

If you feel familiar with what I'm saying, you have got to do something about this, dude.