Monday, 2 September 2013

New break through on what WOMEN wants!

WARNING. this issue could damage your view towards a man(a man like me). ONLY proceed after you've notify me to put on my bullet-proof vest. Thank you! 


AS WHAT I'VE MENTIONED ABOVE....


So what do women wants?

 

Men keep asking, women keep us guessing.

 

And that’s why whenever men tries to figure out what women wants he often looks like a cat chasing a laser pointer.




   Confuse, disoriented but strangely hopeful~


The thing is women seem to want contradictory things in the man


Women want a man who is ambitious, an achiever who is successful prove professionally and financially who is not

materialistic. 


Women want a man who is solid, steady, consistence and reliable who is fun, unpredictable and spontaneous. 

*LMAO*

Women want a strong will, decisive man who takes a stand and doesn’t waiver . . . .

 

as long he is flexible, open-minded and can admit when he is wrong.


*LMAO again*

Women want a lot
Women want a realist, who is romantic,
A guy who is serious but playful,
Who is confident but humble,
And horny but faithful. . . . 

*LMAO and roll on the floor*


Women want a man who is career driven BUT family oriented. 

 

Women also want a man who is smart BUT not nerdy.

 

Caring BUT not needy, 

 

Affectionate BUT not clingy

 

Protective BUT not possessive, 

 

Emotional BUT not neurotic,

 

Funny BUT not a clown,

 

Dominance BUT not domineering,

 

And in control BUT not c o n t r o l l i n g


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NO PROBLEM!

 

GOOD TO KNOW!

 

So take notes guy, and remember!

 

All we gotta be is strong BUT sensitive, tough BUT tender, masculine BUT gentle and manly BUT vulnerable.


 

Because apparently what women wants is a 









GAY FOOTBALL COACH!


 


 

 


Monday, 26 August 2013

Love love love you but i hate hate you . . . .Oh nO!

I don't know but it's just like, so many thing in this entertaining life that the regular people are dubious. I'm ma tell you what I've been through so far. So, in case you didn't know, I go by the name MAX.(am no longer the Calvin you used to know) and I will not stop learning till the day I die. Now I don't really understand what is right, if you're saying that I'm wrong and you're feeling so right but I'm feeling so right and I think that you are wrong so that means we're both right? and the both of us are wrong? Looking at everybody on the stage and they're trying to get over, make a change and some are there in the game just to fuck you over.
  

It's nothing but a memory for me. Each and everyone of us will cross path with someone who we adore and cherish, but sometime life isn't like how we expected. There will no love scene like how we see from the love drama. No one's life revolve around each other. Getting through it and learn about what is LIFE. 

 

This is for me when I was on teen. I tripped, I fall for someone and it blast a god damn hole in my heart. Short time. But yea, she taught me something really valuable. Never doubt about yourself. Time is moving really fast. You gotta do what you need to do. Let it be small or big, you ain't gonna waste your youth. And..... I know I'm a dick, but then... because of the breakdown.... I lost my trust towards people. I no longer trust people. Though i still place my trust on certain people(which are rare)

 

This is for me when I was 20 something. There ain't any hole blast on heart but yea we go through number of happy and rough time. But most of the time, the opposite suffers the most due to my childishness. Girl like you should have deserve someone else better than me back then. What can I say. We(boy) are a pile of SH*T during that time. Not mature enough to spell the word L.O.V.E. This time I've learn about social skill, anger management and what's the taste of life when you are not growing up with the world. What's more valuable than the lesson you learned during the journey? She ain't a Teacher, ain't a Preacher, ain't a Doctor but a Marshall that beat the shit out your brain so you grow up. You have my deepest gratitude girl.You are one of my treasure if you would like to know.


This is for me again when I was 20 something. Lesson acquired from previous lesson allows me to grow up much more mature. It feels like I'm seeing my own behaviour on this person this time. The childishness, the asshole attitude, the stupid demand, the immature side.....just like how I was back then. But forgive me, I can no longer bare it. I give up...That's the end of us.But then again, I am thankful to you because you taught me how to care for my face more than anything. This results to a better radiant complexion. I have never been that fascinated about this thing but seeing the result makes me care for my face diligently. How I wish I know you earlier so that I won't suffer so much of the acne scar.

 

Well, yea, these people was once involved in my life but what's left now is only bitter sweet memory. I'm ma keep learning. Ain't gonna run away from my mistake. Eyes wide open, give'em the toast, WELCOME TO THE ADULT WORLD SUCKA.  Don't take it personal.

 

P.E.A.C.E

 

I got my reason to LIVE 

 

I only get what I give in this LIFE







Monday, 19 August 2013

The 8 People You Should Never Have Sleep With



1. Someone else’s significant other.

You would think this goes without saying, but it’s surprising just how many people can’t seem to get this when in the heat of the moment and presented with a sexy little piece who just happens to be attached. The desire can be overwhelming, and you can even manage to convince yourself that their current SO isn’t good for them or isn’t what they really need but SPOILER ALERT: That isn’t your choice to make. If they are really unhappy in their relationship, it’s up to them to do the decent thing and get themselves out of it before they go frolicking through the genitalia forest with impunity. Nothing good comes from being the Other Person, and it makes you kind of a terrible person (no matter how good the sex is.)

2. Your roommate.

Do not, I repeat, do not, bone the roommate. I have witnessed more than a generous handful of otherwise-copacetic living situations devolve into a cess pool of awkward half-feelings, demi-jealousy, and discreet handjobs. There is just no way to make a dignified exit when you’re stuck living with this person through, at the very lease, the end of your lease. It’s like trying to slam a revolving door — you just can’t make things as clean and final as you want them to, and you end up looking ridiculous in the process. The two possible outcomes of a roommate meets are: you end up happily ever after, and the exchanging of co-habitating fluids never presents a problem, or one of you has to move out. There is no alternative. None.

3. The ex it’s never going to work with.

Stop doing this. Yes, it’s easy. Yes, it’s convenient. Yes, you guys know what the other one likes. Yes, there is a spicy bit of complicated feelings to make the whole thing feel passionate and fresh, when really it’s just two exes having sex in the back of a Civic parked out by the movie theater. But these are not valid reasons to keep stretching out the already-awful “let’s stop hurting each other process” and making the blurry lines between the two of you even more… moist. Best to just leave them in the past where they belong, at least until you can think of more constructive things to do as “friends” than unlawful fornication.

4. Someone who isn’t that into you.

Man, doesn’t it feel great when you’re with someone, and you can tell that they consider the act of sleeping with you to be a huge favor to you? You know, when you’re really, really into them and all they seem to be is vaguely bothered by your desire for their affection in return? It’s just awesome when you can feel them trying to disengage themselves from the bed the second the actual sex is over, lest you interpret their post-coital spooning for an indication of deeper feelings. It’s maybe the best feeling ever, honestly.

5. Someone you’re not that into.

Yeah, never do this to anyone else. It’s the worst.


6. The person you’re trying to break up with.

If there is something more oppressive to the human spirit than the act of sleeping with someone who you have not yet found the courage to break up with, I don’t want to be aware of it. It’s just like, how much more cruel can you be? How much more empty or deceptive of a physical act could there be? It’s basically the emotional equivalent of having sex with a corpse, only more damaging and awful. I’m shuddering just thinking about it, honestly. Let’s all collectively vow never to go there again, for the betterment of humanity.

7. Your boss.

This is a bad idea. You know it’s a bad idea, and you still kind of want to do it anyway when the opportunity presents itself because, come on, that shit is like some terrible erotic novel. You’re ready to get yourself into some 50 Shades shit and start knocking boots over on the Xerox in accounts receivable. But it’s just a bad idea, and nothing good will come of it. Come on, you know that.

8. Your friend’s ex.

There is a code in life. I don’t adhere to all of the individual rules personally, but I know there are certain ones that should not be transgressed — and sleeping with the ex of a friend is amongst the crimes that deserve the social version of the death penalty. If the friend is not 100 percent over the ex, if you have not spoken with your friend about this openly and obtained his or her approval beforehand, and if you don’t handle everything with the utmost respect, you are basically a real-life Disney villain. And even then, tread with caution.