Single and ready to jiggle

Whether it's being asked by your well-meaning relatives and colleagues, or random people at a wedding where you're drinking your weight in shots, the question, "Why are you still single?" is a loaded one.

Depending on your frame of mind - or how insecure or intoxicated you are - you'll either grit your teeth and smile politely, or let rip with a range of colourful responses, like; "it's because I'm unlovable, "I'm too busy doing shots"... and the list goes on and on...

Being SINGLE is nothing to be ashamed of. I'd bet that 99 percent of people out there would tell me that some of their happiest moments were during their single days. In a perfect world, single hommies wouldn't have to explain why they're single, just like coupled-up people don't have to justify being in a relationship.

People who knows me will always gives me the crooked eye brows face when i told them that I'm single and not seeing anyone. Just because I look averagely nice doesn't mean I'm coupled like you people.Just believe it. I don't settle for anything less than what i deserve. It takes time to separate the best out from the rest...

 

The next time when you happened to ask me, "Why are you still single", I'm just gonna answer you, "Why are you still breathing?"