DECODES HIS FACEBOOK STATUS ( girls wanna know )

Here come's the DECODES system.
I know i shouldn't be posting this, but YES, I wanna share this out. TeeHeee....

We've seen numerous types of post via Facebook from all over the world. But, do you happen to know the codes behind their post? Hehehe... Here's some amusing feeds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man Who Posts Lots Of "Deep" Thoughts.

 

Demonstrate value. Engage Physically. Nurture Independence. Inspire hope.
 

 

Translation : He obviously takes himself pretty seriously, but he's also thoughtful and reliable. He likes to think things through before he acts, which means he'll be extra sensitive to your needs. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sarcastic Guys Who Vents His Pet Peeves

 

Would like to thank the a**hole who took my parking spot this morning..again. 
 

Translation : Men who use Facebook to constantly vent and looking for some reassurance and attention. His needs for attention may hint at underlying insecurities.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Random Observation Dude

 

It's cheaper to buy a round-trip ticket than a one-way ticket. 
#thingsthatmakenosense#
  

Translation :  His arbitrary but clever comments suggest he is outgoing and loves the spotlight. it also probably means he'll work hard to entertain you.

 

TMI Guys Who Gives Play-by-Plays Of His Day

 

 Just ordered a breakfast burrito. Skipped the cheese this morning but asked for extra onions.

Translation : This guy is open with his thoughts and feelings(to a fault), but at least you'll never have to guess what's on his mind. The catch? He'll expect you to be just as transparent.